Hey, Sarah Palin, you're a fucking buffoon.

I really hate your face. I really would love to soak her is battery acid and ring her out with barbed wire.

Top Facts Everyone Must Know About Sarah Palin
All facts below about Sarah Palin are backed up by links to credible news sources.



1) She is opposed to abortion even in cases of rape and incest, even if victims are children.

2) She offered a bounty of $150 for each left front leg of freshly killed wolves. Cunt.

3) As mayor of Wasilla, she made rape victims pay for their own forensic evidence kits.

4) She promotes aerial hunting of wolves and bears even though Alaskans voted twice to ban the practice.

5) She strongly supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

6) She used $400,000 of state money to fund a propaganda campaign in support of aerial hunting.

7) She is a champion for big oil and her campaign slogan has become "Drill, baby, drill!"

8) She believes creationism should be taught in public schools.

(Note: She also believes that gods and angels can cure all diseases imaginable, therefore no one should need health insurance.)

9) She believes man-made global warming is a farce.

10) She is opposed to listing the polar bear as an endangered species because it might limit oil exploitation.

11) While mayor of Wasilla, she tried to fire the city librarian because the librarian refused to censor books.

12) She supports the Alaskan Independence Party which seeks independence from the United States.

13) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power.

14) She is opposed to listing the Cook Inlet beluga whale as an endangered species.

15) She has no international experience and only obtained her first passport just last year. (2007)

I have no words.